Corinthian Church & Healing Associason

THE SPIRITUAL WAY

Welcome to the Spiritual way, this is a small excerpt from the magazine a full copy can be obtained from churches for a pound or free if you are a member the magazine contains, antidotes and small story’s also fixtures and events from other churches. Editor Rev Raye Edwina Brown, if you have any articles or poems for the magazine forward them to: spiritmessenger@btopenworld.com

Two Priest decided to go to Hawaii for a holiday

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglass etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb. They were sitting on the beach chairs enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ‘drop dead gorgeous’ topless blonde came walking straight towards them ……. They could not help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said ‘Good morning, Father - Good Morning Farther,’ nodding and addressing them individually. Then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So, the next day. they were both went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again, she at each of them and said ‘Good morning Farther – Good morning, Farther,’ and started to walk away, one of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said “Just a minute young lady” “Yes Farther?” “We are priests and proud of it but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?” She replied “father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen”

Help comes in the most extraordinary ways!!!

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her young daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.
She got back in her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car - she didn’t know what to do, so she called home and told the babysitter what had happened. She told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, “You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.”
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly been used for the same purpose!! She looked at the hanger and said, “Don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her head and asked God to send her help, within five minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, with a grubby, greasy bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, “this is what you sent to help me?”
But she was desperate, so she was also very thankful. The man got off his bike and asked if he could help, she said “yes, my daughter is very sick, I stopped to get some medication and I looked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please can you use this hanger to unlock my cat? He said “sure” he walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said “thank you so much! you’re a very nice man” the man replied, “lady, I am not a nice man, I just got out of prison, I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for a day.” the woman hugged the man again and said “thank you and thank you God! You even sent me a Professional. Isn’t GOD GOOD?”

A Christian man named Bill

A Christian man named Bill saw an ad on line for a Christian horse, so he went to check it out. The owner said, “it’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord!’ to make him go and ‘Amen!’ to make him stop” Bill got on the horse and said, “Praise the Lord!” Sure, enough the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord!” he said again, and the horse began to trot. “Praise the Lord Praise the Lord and the horse broke into a gallop. Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn’t notice the cliff he and the horse were about to go over, Bill shouted “AMEN!” at the top of his lungs and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff, Relieved, Bill said, “Phew! Praise the Lord!”
Submitted by Z.S.

This is a very small selection of what can be found in the magazine evaluable from all CCHA churches for the cost of one pond